One day as the Little Red Hen was scratching in a field, she found a grain of wheat.
"This wheat should be planted," she said. "Who will plant this grain of wheat?"
"Not I," said the Duck.
"Not I," said the Cat.
"Not I," said the Dog.
"Then I will," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.
Soon the wheat grew to be tall and yellow.
"The wheat is ripe," said the Little Red Hen. "Who will cut the wheat?"
"Not I," said the Duck.
"Not I," said the Cat.
"Not I," said the Dog.
"Then I will," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.
When the wheat was cut, the Little Red Hen said, "Who will thresh the wheat?"
"Not I," said the Duck.
"Not I," said the Cat.
"Not I," said the Dog.
"Then I will," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.
When the wheat was threshed, the Little Red Hen said, "Who will take this wheat to the mill?"
"Not I," said the Duck.
"Not I," said the Cat.
"Not I," said the Dog.
"Then I will," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.
She took the wheat to the mill and had it ground into flour. Then she said, "Who will make this flour into bread?"
"Not I," said the Duck.
"Not I," said the Cat.
"Not I," said the Dog.
"Then I will," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.
She made and baked the bread. Then she said, "Ive planted the seed and cut the wheat and threshed the wheat and took it to the mill and made the flour into bread. Now, who will eat this bread?"
"Oh! I will," said the Duck.
"And I will," said the Cat.
"And I will," said the Dog.
"No, No!" said the Little Red Hen. "I will." And she did
now kids.. wats da moral of the story?
"delegation"?..."cooperation?"..."selfishness?"..."u reap what u sow?"
"NO u STUPID CUNTS!!!its u hafta be mean, and cruel and manipulative and at da end of da day wen da deeds done, u can go tell da world to go fuck themselves and u can shove ur ass in their face for dem to lick...MORONS"
but do u realise that if the lil red hen had jus fuckin eaten da grain of wheat instead of makin it into bread and what not he wud haf saved himself alot of time and trouble
andd...
do u realise that if he is the onli one that wud actualli eat the bread and throughly enjoy it since hes da onli one dat regards da bread as a staple and therefore its pretty obvious dat no one wud help and completely understandable too.
lookin baq at this its jus so naive and innocent its scary like i mean if u were to tell it plain, well if da stupid hen even bothered askin the cat to do sumthin and den keep him from the reward dat comes with it... ragardless of whether da cat had helped or not, if he even suggested dat, the cat would tell him to go piss himself before swallowin him whole actualli,not dat being it a real-life scenarion the hen wud even dare to ask someone who is not only bigger but also higher up on da food chain to help him out.
so its more like...:
One day as the Little Red Hen was scratching in a field, she found a grain of wheat.
"This wheat should be..."
"OH fuck off u old wheeze bag piece of shit that doesnt deserve to live",said all three.
and fuck off she did.
"This wheat should be planted," she said. "Who will plant this grain of wheat?"
"Not I," said the Duck.
"Not I," said the Cat.
"Not I," said the Dog.
"Then I will," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.
Soon the wheat grew to be tall and yellow.
"The wheat is ripe," said the Little Red Hen. "Who will cut the wheat?"
"Not I," said the Duck.
"Not I," said the Cat.
"Not I," said the Dog.
"Then I will," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.
When the wheat was cut, the Little Red Hen said, "Who will thresh the wheat?"
"Not I," said the Duck.
"Not I," said the Cat.
"Not I," said the Dog.
"Then I will," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.
When the wheat was threshed, the Little Red Hen said, "Who will take this wheat to the mill?"
"Not I," said the Duck.
"Not I," said the Cat.
"Not I," said the Dog.
"Then I will," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.
She took the wheat to the mill and had it ground into flour. Then she said, "Who will make this flour into bread?"
"Not I," said the Duck.
"Not I," said the Cat.
"Not I," said the Dog.
"Then I will," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.
She made and baked the bread. Then she said, "Ive planted the seed and cut the wheat and threshed the wheat and took it to the mill and made the flour into bread. Now, who will eat this bread?"
"Oh! I will," said the Duck.
"And I will," said the Cat.
"And I will," said the Dog.
"No, No!" said the Little Red Hen. "I will." And she did
now kids.. wats da moral of the story?
"delegation"?..."cooperation?"..."selfishness?"..."u reap what u sow?"
"NO u STUPID CUNTS!!!its u hafta be mean, and cruel and manipulative and at da end of da day wen da deeds done, u can go tell da world to go fuck themselves and u can shove ur ass in their face for dem to lick...MORONS"
but do u realise that if the lil red hen had jus fuckin eaten da grain of wheat instead of makin it into bread and what not he wud haf saved himself alot of time and trouble
andd...
do u realise that if he is the onli one that wud actualli eat the bread and throughly enjoy it since hes da onli one dat regards da bread as a staple and therefore its pretty obvious dat no one wud help and completely understandable too.
lookin baq at this its jus so naive and innocent its scary like i mean if u were to tell it plain, well if da stupid hen even bothered askin the cat to do sumthin and den keep him from the reward dat comes with it... ragardless of whether da cat had helped or not, if he even suggested dat, the cat would tell him to go piss himself before swallowin him whole actualli,not dat being it a real-life scenarion the hen wud even dare to ask someone who is not only bigger but also higher up on da food chain to help him out.
so its more like...:
One day as the Little Red Hen was scratching in a field, she found a grain of wheat.
"This wheat should be..."
"OH fuck off u old wheeze bag piece of shit that doesnt deserve to live",said all three.
and fuck off she did.
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