WHY LADIES MUST KNOW HOW TO
SPEAK
ENGLISH Message:
One day, a Mat Salleh from USA arrived at
KLIA.
After he checked out from the customs, he felt
he
needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for
one.
When he found the toilet, there was a lady
sitting
at the entrance. When he was about to enter
the
toilet, the lady stopped him and asked for forty
cents in Cantonese ("sey kok"). The Mat Salleh
wondered why in MALAYSIA they have to "see
the
c**k" before entering the toilet? So he said "no"
but the lady insisted. Since he had no choice,
he
took out his c**k and showed it to her.
The lady said "No! No! Duit, Duit!" (money in
Malay), but the Mat Salleh misunderstood again
and
thought that she said "Do it! Do it!"
So he asked, "Now? Here?"
The lady replied "Yes, yes!" because she
doesn't
quite understand English.
The Mat Salleh thought that she wanted to have
sex
with him, so he stripped the lady and made
love to
her. The lady started screaming and shouted,
"SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in Malay), and the Mat
Salleh thought it was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!"
He said "OK! I will suck it for you" and took both
breasts and suck them. The lady again
screamed
"Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD....in Malay). The
Mat
Salleh misunderstood again. "Too HARD?"
OK, sweetheart, I'll be gentler a bit," the Mat
Salleh replied. Suddenly, a security guard
walked
by, so the lady shouted for help, "TOLONG!
TOLONG,ENCIK!"
The Mat Salleh replied, "Wat?!Not too long,
just 6 inches only..."
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haha describes mak salleh's perfectly.
yes yes i noe looks whose tokin rite?
well i guess
check out dis song..
DAY BY DAY
STILL THINKIN ABOUT
THE TINGS U SAID
DAT U'LL KEEP ME IN UR HEART
NITE BEGUN
AND YOURE STILL ON MY MIND
THOU I NOE UR FEELINGS HAVE DIED
I'LL HAVE U HERE BY MY SIDE
NITES WHEN I FELL ALL ALONE
MY HEART KEEPS CALLING OUT YOUR NAME
TIMES WHEN I THINK BACK, THE DAYS WE HAD
IT GOES AND WONT COME BACK
ALL I WANT U TO NOE DAT
ITS KILLING ME,
ITS HURTING ME,
BABY GERL WUNT U COME BACK TO ME
ITS KILLING ME,
ITS HAUNTING ME,
BABY PLEASE TELL ME DAT U LOVE ME..
good rite...
i cant finish it off its jus cool da way it is besides im not good at these things..
but i will wen i have the time i promise..
otherwise bin real busy. skool and all back on track..
saw jake's play. and he was dere with his cute irish accent.
sayang dier.. lol
dey we realli good.. da whole thing was pretty amazing but i kept pickin up on their nervousness and things like da accent slipping and all. jus realli used to drama and acting so i recognise it immediately.
miss acting. yes yes and jake was great..
"and the oscar goes to..."
well im out for now but ill be baq..
shit la fasting month starts soon.cant do anything cant even swear. FUCK la
and its sucks cock more cos we have daylight saving which means dat da sun onli sets at like 8+ at nite which means well be fastin for like 13hrs straight.
kill me kill me now.
oh yea and im still fucked at my last entry. cos i was online and found out dat dis guy sold my guitar. yes yes i noe im still whinig/complainin but realli realli fucked off. cos i jus dunt understand why.
but ill get over it..
MY SUPERIOR PEOPLE REFUSE TO WORSHIP ME. I AM NOT HAPPY"
SPEAK
ENGLISH Message:
One day, a Mat Salleh from USA arrived at
KLIA.
After he checked out from the customs, he felt
he
needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for
one.
When he found the toilet, there was a lady
sitting
at the entrance. When he was about to enter
the
toilet, the lady stopped him and asked for forty
cents in Cantonese ("sey kok"). The Mat Salleh
wondered why in MALAYSIA they have to "see
the
c**k" before entering the toilet? So he said "no"
but the lady insisted. Since he had no choice,
he
took out his c**k and showed it to her.
The lady said "No! No! Duit, Duit!" (money in
Malay), but the Mat Salleh misunderstood again
and
thought that she said "Do it! Do it!"
So he asked, "Now? Here?"
The lady replied "Yes, yes!" because she
doesn't
quite understand English.
The Mat Salleh thought that she wanted to have
sex
with him, so he stripped the lady and made
love to
her. The lady started screaming and shouted,
"SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in Malay), and the Mat
Salleh thought it was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!"
He said "OK! I will suck it for you" and took both
breasts and suck them. The lady again
screamed
"Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD....in Malay). The
Mat
Salleh misunderstood again. "Too HARD?"
OK, sweetheart, I'll be gentler a bit," the Mat
Salleh replied. Suddenly, a security guard
walked
by, so the lady shouted for help, "TOLONG!
TOLONG,ENCIK!"
The Mat Salleh replied, "Wat?!Not too long,
just 6 inches only..."
-------------------------------------------
haha describes mak salleh's perfectly.
yes yes i noe looks whose tokin rite?
well i guess
check out dis song..
DAY BY DAY
STILL THINKIN ABOUT
THE TINGS U SAID
DAT U'LL KEEP ME IN UR HEART
NITE BEGUN
AND YOURE STILL ON MY MIND
THOU I NOE UR FEELINGS HAVE DIED
I'LL HAVE U HERE BY MY SIDE
NITES WHEN I FELL ALL ALONE
MY HEART KEEPS CALLING OUT YOUR NAME
TIMES WHEN I THINK BACK, THE DAYS WE HAD
IT GOES AND WONT COME BACK
ALL I WANT U TO NOE DAT
ITS KILLING ME,
ITS HURTING ME,
BABY GERL WUNT U COME BACK TO ME
ITS KILLING ME,
ITS HAUNTING ME,
BABY PLEASE TELL ME DAT U LOVE ME..
good rite...
i cant finish it off its jus cool da way it is besides im not good at these things..
but i will wen i have the time i promise..
otherwise bin real busy. skool and all back on track..
saw jake's play. and he was dere with his cute irish accent.
sayang dier.. lol
dey we realli good.. da whole thing was pretty amazing but i kept pickin up on their nervousness and things like da accent slipping and all. jus realli used to drama and acting so i recognise it immediately.
miss acting. yes yes and jake was great..
"and the oscar goes to..."
well im out for now but ill be baq..
shit la fasting month starts soon.cant do anything cant even swear. FUCK la
and its sucks cock more cos we have daylight saving which means dat da sun onli sets at like 8+ at nite which means well be fastin for like 13hrs straight.
kill me kill me now.
oh yea and im still fucked at my last entry. cos i was online and found out dat dis guy sold my guitar. yes yes i noe im still whinig/complainin but realli realli fucked off. cos i jus dunt understand why.
but ill get over it..
MY SUPERIOR PEOPLE REFUSE TO WORSHIP ME. I AM NOT HAPPY"
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