The Term "Crapping" And Its Users (Read: Idiots)
To anyone with a functional eye, it should have become increasingly obvious that adolescent locals (Singapore) seem to have a penchant for using the word "crapping". As such, I would like to bring to the attention of you bumbling imbeciles that your usage of the term is painfully incorrect.
For starters, the term "crapping", of American origin (read: bastardization), means to take a dump, or in layman terms, to shit. The movement of bowels, if you will. Common examples of this horrid lingual error are, "We enjoy crapping together." and, "I love to crap." I'll be honest and blunt with you. Honest, you are wrong. Blunt, those are stupid things to say and you are all stupid people for saying them.
Also, do note that many of said offenders love to put a plural spin on the word. Example? "I love to talk craps." Hmm, how should I put this? Right. Fuck you. FUCK YOU! There is no "s" for the word "crap", be it singular or plural. You can't just throw an "s" behind every word you morons. English doesn't work that way. Of course, judging by the slew of atrocities which spew from the mouths of Singaporeans, it would be too much, naive even, to expect more.
This is just but one of many acts of verbal diarrhea committed on a daily basis by locals in an act to adopt some kind of pseudo-American persona. Seriously people, what are you thinking? Wait, let me re-phrase that. Are you even thinking? You are far from sounding American, and even farther from sounding moderately-educated. I mean, let's face it. You all definitely won't be going anywhere soon, so just give it up.
On a final note, let it be known that I laugh and spit in your faces.
Jonathan
have a nice one
...
that was brought to u courtesy of my mate Jonathan as u can see.. interestin view. personally i think for someone to completely understand all he said, without any hang-ups or to not give up after a considerable amount of time tryin, might be more likely to, if not agree, at least manage to see what hes aimin at.
if nuthin else i like his 'write-off'
movin on.. im startin work at six tomorrow, well im leavin at six and then i think tims got sumthin planned. gonna hafta work and pay off my fone bill.. now i noe wheres tim comin from with da bill and all..*hugs tim*
yea works aiight. da ppl dere are all pretty nice. went to work late and with a hangover; was still slightly pissed. wen i got up dis mornin cudent walk straight for like da first 2 mins.. but yea deres dis lil gurl whose da team leader dere.. she was trained by my moms ex-fren whose a bitchy lil shitfaced piece of work.. yea she refused to stay friends with my mom cos she got jealous wen she had to get trained up by my mom... such a child.
but anyway dis gurl is the same sort. and she thinks shes so much higher den me, tellin everyone and me wat to do. tokin to me like im a daft idiot wen shes da one screwin everythin up. cunty prick..
ill kill her.
yea but after she found out i was a shift manager.which is above her she suddenly went all sweet on me.. fuck dat and fuck her.. i was workin on da register with no trouble at all and she comes up behind me and starts pressin a whole load of buttons and messes up everythin and gets it wrong.
I
Nearly
Wrung
Her
Pudgy
Neck
grrr. so mad. i swear if she does anythin else i will actualli bring her outside and kick da livin shit outta her.
but part from dats its aiight. we have quite a few cool ppl dere but yea.. jus forgot how it is workin in subway. now i remember why i always quit after im dere for a bit.
GOD!
btu drink yesterday was cool.cant remember much now thou.
well id better hit da sack fore a repeat happens.
*kisses jake* i love u honey.lots...
miss u *whines and whines summore* but ill see u in bout a month plus at latest so yea..
and den.. =D
oh yea last thing for i go...
MY MOM THINKS SHES PREGNANT.
i think if she is im either gonna push her down stairs/kill myself/move out/kill her..
not decided yet. but realli i mean dey dare preach to us bout safe sex and all dat shit. and dey go and have a baby. how is this family supposed to look after a baby.
the thing is unwanted.
(okay im not tryin to be mean and a child-hater or anythin drastic like dat.)
but it REALL is not wanted. its unanimous.
all of us, well me tiara and my dad exclaimed at da suggestion and were like "youd better not be!!!" and my mom was like i dunt want to be.
so im prayin dat she wont be.. i mean she cant be.. HOW?? my dads like 62!! fuckin guy shud have gone for a vasectomy dammit. noooo! *curls up and starts rockin, gollum style*
"not lisstninnn.. nahhtt lissstninn.."
ejs tellin me bout his first sexual experience *makes a circling finger motion in da air*
wohoo.wohoo. go ej...
yea its real interestin so i shall leave u with da thought of dat.
our lil boys growin up.
........................................ outz ....................................................
To anyone with a functional eye, it should have become increasingly obvious that adolescent locals (Singapore) seem to have a penchant for using the word "crapping". As such, I would like to bring to the attention of you bumbling imbeciles that your usage of the term is painfully incorrect.
For starters, the term "crapping", of American origin (read: bastardization), means to take a dump, or in layman terms, to shit. The movement of bowels, if you will. Common examples of this horrid lingual error are, "We enjoy crapping together." and, "I love to crap." I'll be honest and blunt with you. Honest, you are wrong. Blunt, those are stupid things to say and you are all stupid people for saying them.
Also, do note that many of said offenders love to put a plural spin on the word. Example? "I love to talk craps." Hmm, how should I put this? Right. Fuck you. FUCK YOU! There is no "s" for the word "crap", be it singular or plural. You can't just throw an "s" behind every word you morons. English doesn't work that way. Of course, judging by the slew of atrocities which spew from the mouths of Singaporeans, it would be too much, naive even, to expect more.
This is just but one of many acts of verbal diarrhea committed on a daily basis by locals in an act to adopt some kind of pseudo-American persona. Seriously people, what are you thinking? Wait, let me re-phrase that. Are you even thinking? You are far from sounding American, and even farther from sounding moderately-educated. I mean, let's face it. You all definitely won't be going anywhere soon, so just give it up.
On a final note, let it be known that I laugh and spit in your faces.
Jonathan
have a nice one
...
that was brought to u courtesy of my mate Jonathan as u can see.. interestin view. personally i think for someone to completely understand all he said, without any hang-ups or to not give up after a considerable amount of time tryin, might be more likely to, if not agree, at least manage to see what hes aimin at.
if nuthin else i like his 'write-off'
movin on.. im startin work at six tomorrow, well im leavin at six and then i think tims got sumthin planned. gonna hafta work and pay off my fone bill.. now i noe wheres tim comin from with da bill and all..*hugs tim*
yea works aiight. da ppl dere are all pretty nice. went to work late and with a hangover; was still slightly pissed. wen i got up dis mornin cudent walk straight for like da first 2 mins.. but yea deres dis lil gurl whose da team leader dere.. she was trained by my moms ex-fren whose a bitchy lil shitfaced piece of work.. yea she refused to stay friends with my mom cos she got jealous wen she had to get trained up by my mom... such a child.
but anyway dis gurl is the same sort. and she thinks shes so much higher den me, tellin everyone and me wat to do. tokin to me like im a daft idiot wen shes da one screwin everythin up. cunty prick..
ill kill her.
yea but after she found out i was a shift manager.which is above her she suddenly went all sweet on me.. fuck dat and fuck her.. i was workin on da register with no trouble at all and she comes up behind me and starts pressin a whole load of buttons and messes up everythin and gets it wrong.
I
Nearly
Wrung
Her
Pudgy
Neck
grrr. so mad. i swear if she does anythin else i will actualli bring her outside and kick da livin shit outta her.
but part from dats its aiight. we have quite a few cool ppl dere but yea.. jus forgot how it is workin in subway. now i remember why i always quit after im dere for a bit.
GOD!
btu drink yesterday was cool.cant remember much now thou.
well id better hit da sack fore a repeat happens.
*kisses jake* i love u honey.lots...
miss u *whines and whines summore* but ill see u in bout a month plus at latest so yea..
and den.. =D
oh yea last thing for i go...
MY MOM THINKS SHES PREGNANT.
i think if she is im either gonna push her down stairs/kill myself/move out/kill her..
not decided yet. but realli i mean dey dare preach to us bout safe sex and all dat shit. and dey go and have a baby. how is this family supposed to look after a baby.
the thing is unwanted.
(okay im not tryin to be mean and a child-hater or anythin drastic like dat.)
but it REALL is not wanted. its unanimous.
all of us, well me tiara and my dad exclaimed at da suggestion and were like "youd better not be!!!" and my mom was like i dunt want to be.
so im prayin dat she wont be.. i mean she cant be.. HOW?? my dads like 62!! fuckin guy shud have gone for a vasectomy dammit. noooo! *curls up and starts rockin, gollum style*
"not lisstninnn.. nahhtt lissstninn.."
ejs tellin me bout his first sexual experience *makes a circling finger motion in da air*
wohoo.wohoo. go ej...
yea its real interestin so i shall leave u with da thought of dat.
our lil boys growin up.
........................................ outz ....................................................
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